Dumb Ohio Laws 
› According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.
› A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog.
› Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
› Bexley: The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited.
› Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
› Cars are not allowed to scare horses in Centerville, Ohio.
› Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned.
› Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
› Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap.
› In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
› Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
› In Chillicothe, Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings.
› Columbus: It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
› Fairview Park: It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
› Funeral jargon seems to have crept into the wording of a cemetery fee regulation in Norton, Ohio. There regular plots are $33, but "creamies" are $75.
› In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal to sell cornflakes on Sunday.
› In Marysville, Ohio it is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter.
› In the hippy-dippy late '60s, Youngstown, Ohio, briefly had a law making it illegal to walk barefoot through town.
› In ohio it is illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi cab
› In Ohio it is illegal to run out of gas
› In Ohio women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear
› In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
› In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
› In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
› In Xenia, Ohio, it's illegal to spit in a salad bar
› Ironton: Cross-dressing is against the law.
› It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
› It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
› It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
› It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
› It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
› It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone.
› Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn › even though he had the owner's permission.
› Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
› It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
› Lima: Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
› Lowell: It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
› Marion: You cannot eat a donut and walk backwards on a city street.
› McDonald: Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
› No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
› No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
› North Canton: It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
› Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
› Oxford: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
› Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
› Paulding: A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
› Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
› The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
› Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
› Toledo: Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
› Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
› Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
› Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio, a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"
› You cannot eat a donut and walk backwards on a city street.
› You may not run out of gas.
› Youngstown: Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. You may not run out of gas.

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